mixed up inside.
after spanish class, i opened the door to the stairwell in woodburn. as i opened the door, a small chinese man fell at my feet. i think he tripped coming up the stairs. anyway, it was funny.
professor nelson: "why am i hearing bad music? *sees punk in back of classroom w/ headphones* stevie, get a 2x4 and hit him on the head!"
professor nelson: "you all look so unhapy--like you're in a waiting room at a cancer center."
i love you, eric thomas!=)
broadway has just recently caught up with hollywood in product placement.
shakespeare version: "forewarn him that he use no scurrilous words in's tunes."
nelson version: "keep it clean--we're in a shakespeare play here!"
i bought a hard-back oxford dictionary today. yay! i *heart* it.
scott wasn't kicked off american idol...ANGRY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ooh!!! i have a good chinese man story!!! one day, phil and i were at block buster looking for a lovely film to rent. we were both wandering around looking at movies and i hadn't seen phil for a while. then, i saw a man who looked like him from behind (same colour hair and clothes) so i ran up to him and nearly tackled him from behind when i figured out (1) that this man smelled really bad (and phil most certainly does not stink!) and (2) that this man was a 40 year old asian man and definitely not my husband!! i'm really glad that i didn't jump on the guy, that would have been both embarrassing and smelly. phil laughed at me when i told him about it.
its is color we are here in the united states not England thank you for your time --> tiffany this goes for you too!
but, i want to be in england!!!!!!!!! it's my favourite!=)
i met an english guy at work yesterday. . .he was shopping for some proper clothes. . .he said we didn't have any and that we have too huge a spectrum of sizes. . .aparently we are fat. .adn then he kept staring at me. . .i couldn't figure out wether he though that i was quite fat too or if he was just checking me out. . .weird!!!
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